septhi:

the royai bonus for the big hayate au

septhi:

the royai bonus for the big hayate au

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sootonthecarpet:

what if instead of a same gender detective partnership who keep getting mistaken for a romantic couple, you had a same gender romantic couple who keep getting mistaken for detectives
‘hello, I’m sam darling, and this is my partner gregory hitch’ ‘AH YES THE PRIVATE DETECTIVES’ ‘what??? no we just came for some ice cream why is there police tape everywhere’

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"You are the first morning thought, the last evening sigh, and every goddamn thing in between."
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assholedisney:

I strongly identify with wood elves because I too like to drink wine and talk about how men are failing

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do you ever feel yourself being annoying or antisocial but you just cant stop

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oate:

*shows up at ur door 10 years after we had an argument* aND ANOTHER THING

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tramampoline:

Favourite jokes

  • Referring to any four-legged animal as a weird dog
  • Massively underestimating the number of nearly uncountable objects
  • Massively overestimating the number of clearly countable objects
  • Bad puns in TV episode titles
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capitalistpropaganda:

image

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contraception:

the goal is to love myself so much it offends other people

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  • attractive person: hi
  • me: is this some kind of sick joke
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