*wakes up at 9* nice
*immediately falls asleep, wakes up at noon* less nice
Aries: stop jackin off
Taurus: hoe and not ashamed of it
Cancer: crybaby ass
Leo: BIG Bitch and u fuckin kno it. u love it dont u.
Virgo: ethereal and always SO busy
Scorpio: u are sleepy and powerful.
Sagittarius: probably like drinkin some healthy shit. u look good as hell too.
Aquarius: clean ur fingernails
Pisces: stop bein so stingy an love urself
Pixar short movies: For the Birds
Your body is the house you grew up in, how dare you try to burn it to the ground."
i dedicate this boner to u