• attractive person: hi
  • me: is this some kind of sick joke
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ameliacarina:

how do you say ‘please talk to me more i crave your company’ to someone without sounding like a creep

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"If you don’t like where you are, move on. You are not a tree."
— Unknown (via psych-facts)
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tomw91:

german proverbs translated word for word.

tomw91:

german proverbs translated word for word.

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getyourpussiesout:

when you ship a ship so hard you don’t even care about the smut; you just want a billion page book about their entire lives beginning to end and how their lives are intertwined with one another’s and how beautiful their love is

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stileslovesderek:

Bubbles’s endless Fic rec list (1/∞) Fake/pretend relationship

Before you start: Remember that we love our writers and don’t want them to stop, so even if you read the fic before make sure you left kudus/comment.. or both.. both is good.

 You Found Another Way To Tell The Truth (3393 words/Teen) by RemainNameless
The one where the Sheriff finds Derek in Stiles’s room in a compromising position and Derek maybe makes it worse. (Or better.)

 Easy Alpha (4602 words/Teen) by interropunct
Easy A/Teen Wolf AU. Wherein, Derek Hale is the high school slut, Jackson and Scott really need to learn to use their inside voices. And, contrary to pouplar belief, everyone is still a virgin.

 pretty in tents (7657 words/Mature) by kellifer_fic
Even though he’s making fun of it, Stiles thinks the whole thing sounds awesome and, like most stuff these days, the experience is going to be totally wasted on Scott.

 The Hour of the Wolf (54045 words/Mature) by Suaine
Stiles never wanted to be a werewolf, but the choice is taken out of his hands by a series of unfortunate events. When he wakes up his life has become infinitely more complicated.

 Can’t be hateful, gotta be grateful (6260 words/Mature) by HalfFizzbin
“Be cool, Dad, we’ve decided to con Grandma.”(Or, the one where the Stilinski men drag Derek to Thanksgiving dinner at Grandma’s and she gets the right wrong idea.)

 Be True To Who You Are (3096 words/Explicit) by dedougal
Five times Derek and Stiles were pretend boyfriends and one time they were less pretend.

 Everything’s Fine (5166 words/Mature) by TamrynEradani
The one where Stiles’s dad is okay with Derek and Stiles dating until Derek and Stiles are actually dating and then he’s not okay with it at all.

 Don’t Worry Baby (20276 words/Explicit) by kalpurna
“You know you’re allowed to ask for vanilla sex, right?” he says, afterwards. “We can do whatever you want. That’s kind of the point.” Derek doesn’t respond.

 The Road to Self-Actualization Is Littered with F-Bombs (24811 words/Mature) by blue_fjords
It’s Stiles’s final Spring Break of his college career, and he’s got plans to do a whole lot of nothing. But Derek has other plans for him, and before he knows it, Stiles is joining Derek to go undercover at a couples’ retreat in a bid to catch a ring of thieves. It’s the world’s most perfect plan! Nothing could possibly go wrong!

 Honey eyed hero (1800 words/Teen) by hello_there_darling
After running into his ex at a bar Derek needs someone to rescue him from what could only be a disastrous night. Stiles could be an unexpected hero.

 Gravity’s Got Nothing on You (83980 words/Explicit) by zosofi
"I’ll pay you,” Derek says, and that… that has Stiles interested. Alf’s Antique’s may be a great job, but it’s not a high-paying job, and half of Stiles’s tuition is coming from financial aid, so… “How much,” Stiles asks, “are we talking here? Because I know your family, dude. And it’ll be kind of awkward after.“ “My family thinks you’re some sort of fucking gift to the world,” Derek seethes, like he’s jealous, “they’ll probably be pissed at me when we break it off, so don’t worry about that. Five hundred bucks.” “A thousand,” Stiles says, because screw ethics. Also, the Hale family is loaded. Derek can deal.

 According to Plans (72744 words/Explicit) by eldee
Five times Stiles and Derek pretend to be boyfriends, and the one time they didn’t have to pretend at all. (Or: in which Stiles’ plan for senior year is completely ruined by a supernatural creature stalking him.)

 The Sweetest of Words (Have the Bitterest Taste) (9902 words/Explict) by Omni
“Ah, yeah, Desiree, I told you I was meeting someone. Well, that someone is Derek. My boyfriend. We’re totally in love.” His heart was racing and Derek was holding him so tight it was difficult to turn enough to face the young woman. What he did see of her had his breath catching on fishhooks in his throat. She was normally a relatively pretty girl, with cute round cheeks and large dark eyes, but in that moment she looked…terrifying. Her cheeks seemed gaunt, her eyes glowing like they were little windows peeking into a deep pit of raging flame.
(Or: Five or so years after the show. Stiles is in college, and finds himself getting stalked by a succubus. Derek’s determined that the best way to thwart her is to prove that he and Stiles are madly in love. It’s not really as much of an act as either seems to think.)

 Not Your Disney Romance (42065 words) by tylerfucklin
After a long-forgotten agreement of an arranged marriage between Derek and the daughter of another pack’s alpha resurfaces, Stiles takes it upon himself to become the most amazing fake fiancé that a clueless, desperate alpha werewolf could wish for.

 Electricity In the Contact (27067 words) by ladyblahblah
In which Derek has been invited to the Greater Pacific Northwest Alpha Symposium (that’s not what it’s called, Stiles, stop saying that), and showing up unattached would mean an arranged marriage. When the rest of the pack objects, he agrees to let Stiles come along to pose as his mate. Derek is reasonably sure that he’s not going to make it out of this weekend alive.

 Miner For Truth and Delusion (20978 words) by blacktofade
Stiles stumbles across what he thinks is a cult in the preserve and ends up cursed so that everyone wants to get with him. It makes it harder for him to get things back to normal, but luckily there’s one person who’s unaffected.

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"I fell in love with her courage, her sincerity, and her flaming self respect. And it’s these things I’d believe in, even if the whole world indulged in wild suspicions that she wasn’t all she should be. I love her and it is the beginning of everything."
— F. Scott Fitzgerald (via observando)
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