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digivice:

you will always have me.

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OBLIGATORY ‘AUS I REALLY WANT’ POST

tinytmas:

moyaofthemist:

frostlawyer:

frostlawyer:

  • incredibly long crosscountry train ride AU
  • police procedural AU
  • bookstore AU
  • reluctant teammates that save the world together AU
  • platonic living together AU
  • lawyers AU
  • stuck-in-an-airport-because-the-flights-were-SO-VERY-delayed-and-it’s-like-two-am AU
  • sent to live with cousins AU
  • pretending to be siblings because of reasons AU
  • teaming up to rescue respective abducted children AU
  • pseudo-adopting-the-runaway-i-ran-into AU
  • forget high school students AU i want a high school teachers AU
  • law school AU

HERE HAVE SOME MORE

  • on the same college tour AU
  • trapped in a bank during a robbery AU
  • forced to share a table at the coffee shop a couple days in a row because crowded coffee shop and no room AU
  • DOCTORS AU
  • medical school AU
  • ride the same bus together literally every day AU
  • vet clinic AU
  • 'i'm pretending to be ur bff bc u looked VERY uncomfortable with that person at the bar hitting on u' AU
  • college professors AU
  • on a train together and the train is stopped in the middle of nowhere for some reason AU

is it okay if I add some

  • met at a ren faire AU
  • sat next to each other on a roller coaster AU
  • got locked out of dorm room AU
  • camping in the same area AU
  • hurricane during a beach trip AU
  • met at a card game competition AU
  • kids go to the same school AU
  • little kids getting way too caught up in make-believe AU
  • got involved in a heated game of Smash Bros. at a con AU
  • cosplayed as the same character AU

hello yes here’s more

  • snowed in AU
  • lives alone in the woods by a waterfall and finds a confused lost person walking around AU
  • fighting a squirrel AU
  • finding a puppy on the side of the road AU
  • asthma attack without the inhaler in the middle of the night and the other one sings to calm them down AU
  • spy AU
  • con artists AU
  • grew up as best friends but you got hot over the summer can i touch ur biceps AU
  • war prisoner/captor who lets them go but they want to stay AU
  • scared of flying AU
  • x-men with powers of fire and ice AU
  • your dog likes my dog you should date me or something idk i mean it’s only appropriate AU
  • photograper/actor AU
  • repairman AU
  • strip club AU
  • surfer AU
  • private security AU
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"Don’t settle. Don’t finish crappy books. If you don’t like the menu, leave the restaurant. If you’re not on the right path, get off it."
— Chris Brogan (via quotethat)
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tonistark24:

My AP Psych teacher from high school keeps binders and notebooks with dicks drawn on them to use as visual aids for the Freudian unit.
One time she did this life changing little “experiment” where she ever so calmly asked guys why they draw penises on things. They tried to say “it’s just funny” or “you don’t understand” and she just kept saying “you’re right, I don’t understand. Explain to me. You already know what a penis looks like, why do you have to draw it on things? Are you marking it? Are you tagging it? Girls don’t draw vaginas on things.” And the guys suddenly started questioning their motives for everything they do and one guy was like “ms, stop talking about penises, you’re making us uncomfortable.” And she shouted “HOW DO YOU THINK WE FEEL SEEING DICKS DRAWN ON STUFF ALL THE TIME?”

tonistark24:

My AP Psych teacher from high school keeps binders and notebooks with dicks drawn on them to use as visual aids for the Freudian unit.

One time she did this life changing little “experiment” where she ever so calmly asked guys why they draw penises on things. They tried to say “it’s just funny” or “you don’t understand” and she just kept saying “you’re right, I don’t understand. Explain to me. You already know what a penis looks like, why do you have to draw it on things? Are you marking it? Are you tagging it? Girls don’t draw vaginas on things.” And the guys suddenly started questioning their motives for everything they do and one guy was like “ms, stop talking about penises, you’re making us uncomfortable.” And she shouted “HOW DO YOU THINK WE FEEL SEEING DICKS DRAWN ON STUFF ALL THE TIME?”

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shouldnt:

I AM SO EXCITED TO WEAR SWEATERS AGAIN

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Character cannot be developed in ease and quiet. Only through experience of trial and suffering can the soul be strengthened, ambition inspired, and success achieved.
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Would You Rather

Pierce your nose or your tongue? nose
Drink whole or skimmed milk? skimmed, but neither would be cool
Die in a fire or drowning? fire
Spend time with your parents or enemies? parents

Are You?

Simple or complicated? simple but also complicated
Straight, gay, bisexual, other? all of the above
Tall or short? medium
Right handed or left handed? right handed
A lover of music or a lover of books? both!

Do You Prefer

Flowers or sweets? flowers
Grey or black? grey
Color photos or black-and-white photos? color
Sunrise or sunset? sunrise
M&Ms or Skittles? m&ms
Staying up late or waking up early? I don’t even know anymore
Sun or moon? sun
Winter or Autumn? autumn
10 acquaintances or 2 best friends? 2 best friends
Rainy or sunny? sunny
Vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream? chocolate
Vodka or Jack? vodka

About You

What time is it? 9:35 pm
Name? Hannah
Nicknames? HGreg, Hannie, Hanner
When is your birthday? april 15th
What do you want? to feel physically healthy
How many kids do you want? somewhere between one and five
What would you name a girl? no clueee
What would you name a boy? Chester
You want to get married? absolutely!
What kind of music do you like? Modest Mouse and John Denver and boy bands

Unique

Nervous habits? singing the star spangled banner and picking my scalp, yikes
Are you double-jointed? just my thumb
Can you roll your tongue? yes
Can you raise one eyebrow? yes

Random

Which shoe goes on first? whichever is right side up and closest
Ever thrown something at someone? I used to shoot reed caps at the boy I liked
On average, how much money do you carry with you? somewhere between none and $20
What jewelry do you wear? sometimes earrings or rings, not a lot more
Do you twirl or cut spaghetti? cut
Have you ever eaten Spam? nope
Favorite ice cream? coconut milk ice cream sandwiches yeahhhhh
How many kinds of cereal are in your cupboard? as many as you can imagine

Last

Car ride? on my way home from taco bell a half hour ago
Song played? "It’s Gotta Be You" - Backstreet Boys
Person you saw? my sister
Time you cried? I think Thursday
Fight? probably like junior year of high school

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"For a star to be born, there is one thing that must happen: a gaseous nebula must collapse.

So collapse.
Crumble.
This is not your destruction.

This is your birth."
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Merlin/Arthur + little touches
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